Tuesday, January 9, 2007

What The Fcuk Is This?



If you didn't already know, Samuel L. Jackson recently surpassed Harrison Ford to become the highest-grossing actor of all time. That's great, but it's no secret that Sam Jackson has an uncanny knack for starring in shitty movies.


Sure he has Pulp Fiction, "The Gator Shake" and Star Wars, but he also has Formula 51, xXx, Deep Blue Sea and Freedomland.


Well let's add to the shit pile... I found out yesterday that he will be starring in a movie called Black Snake Moan as a self-righteous Mississippi farmer that finds a low self-esteemed whore one morning on his dirt road drive-way and decides to be Captain Save-A-Ho. In true EXTRA Sam Jackson fashion, he decides to save her from herself by chaining her to his house...


*blink blink...blink blink... slowly drops head...*


I mean is America ready to see Chicken George from Roots chain up a white woman? (Even if she is a crack whore?)


Check out the trailer here

5 comments:

Rell said...

this is funniest thing i've seen in a long long time...

K.B. said...

Brandon... I died laughing...


This is definitely the worst movie trailer I've ever seen.

I thought Snakes on a Plane looked terrible. This is...

The Chairman said...

WOW!!! to be the highest grossing actor he could do better

Gene said...

Be prepared for the Bill O Reilly attack.

But Wednesday Adams is looking a little right in the poster.

Matthew said...

Wow. Clearly rent is due.