Thursday, February 8, 2007

...And a Star Was Born



So yeaaaaahh... you might want to stop by xxxchurch.com after this post.

So Ray-J (a.k.a. Brandy's Brother) and socialite (a.k.a. I'm rich but I don't work) Kim Kardashian, best friend to Paris Hilton, have a sex tape that will be hitting shelves pretty soon. Apparently this tape was made three years ago when the two were an item. The above video is a "light" teaser for the debauchery that will follow in the coming weeks.

Supposedly, these two are furious that this tape has made it's way into the mainstream and claim that they had nothing to do with the leak. They both insist that they are appalled that someone would stoop this low to defame their characters and find it disgusting that a $1 million transaction took place with some unknown third party to obtain the footage. Of course we all know that this is complete bullshit...

So here's the thing... neither of these two were relevant in the entertainment industry last week, but this week, when I turn on CNN and other news outlets their names are on the ticker... I turn on the radio and I hear their names... I get on internet explorer and they're on every page...

In a week, this girl went from a nobody to a proverbial star and has landed the cover of Complex Magazine and signed a multi-million dollar deal to endorse a new urban clothing line... In a week!!! ONE Week! I mean I don't think Ray-J has gotten any endorsement deals... but I guess he's getting props for just having a tape out...

And why? ...Because they are having sex on camera.

When did putting out a sex tape become the precursor to being taken seriously in the entertainment industry? When did degrading yourself and getting urinated-on in a film become the golden pass to stardom? It amazes me how people like Paris Hilton become overnight celebrities by giving up the goods for the world to see.

So I pose this situation to you: You travel to L.A. this weekend to visit friends. You guys go out and end up in the company of your favorite, most desired A-List celebrity. You two hit it off and end up back at his or her place. Things get hot and heavy and you're thinking about doing the business. This celebrity mentions "Hey... I have a camera, let's film it." Would your moral code stop you from doing the act altogether, or would you go along for the ride?

Consider that if you decide to go through with the act, you will have a sex tape that would be worth MIL-LI-ONS of dollars (if a Ray-J sex tape gets $1 mil... I'm sure an A-List tape would get more). Also, YOU would be an instant celebrity.

Would you do it? Would you even consider it? Would this not be given ANY consideration at all? Be real...


Ignorance: I wonder how much they are charging for this tape? I mean not that I would even consider buying this filthy garbage and contributing to the deterioration of our society! Hell naw... not me. Shoot... I've got morals! But um...I'm just sayin'... like I just wonder how much it would cost. You know? And um... where... someone... could uhh... buy... one...

*slowly drops head in shame*

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't watch the trailer, but I am dying laughing at your curiosity in finding the price and location of the tape.

And now I must quickly navigate away from this page before the old 'me' kicks in.

Gene said...

1) When did Kim become a superstar?
2) When did Ray J become a hip hop start?
3) When did pissing on people become the new move?!

Anonymous said...

I hear that you will be able to get one from vivid
entertainment... thats just what i hear.

the chairman said...

Tommy Lee is the only guy that has done well for putting out a sex tape. Women seem to make good money off this. Super Head, Nas baby momma, Paris Hilton and now Kim K becomes famous in one week. As long as they keep making money off this type of stuff women will continue to become stars. Just sleeping with a celebrity can turn you into a celeb or get you in the news which gets you paid. K Feb (Britney's x husband) whoever is sleeping with Justin Timberlake, Jessica Simpson and the list goes on.

SHOUTS to Ray J!!!

Rell said...

ummm yea, wouldn't think twice. I'd have the camera in my hand...

lol

Brandon said...

Appreciate the heads up anonymous... I'll make sure to NEVER, EVER to go to vividentertainment.com and purchase this filth! It digusts me!

Yeah Gene... Ray J has never been a hip hop star, but then again, he probably made the trailer himself. Delusions of grandeur?

Don't forget Screech from Saved By The Bell @ Chairman. I remember him being on the news with his lawyer to stop the sale of the "leaked" tape only to be exposed later for personally doctoring the tape to make it look like it was him doing the act when it really wasn't. He got good press.

Rell keeps it REALLY Real. I think if someone put themselves in a position to be in a "hot and heavy" situation with someone, they'd probably do things they wouldn't expect themselves to do.

Gene said...

*throws up in mouth at the thought of Screech porn*

4EverJennayNay said...

**When did degrading yourself and getting urinated-on in a film become the golden pass to stardom?***

HAHAHAHA!

First of all I didn't know that Ray-J was a Hip-Hop Superstar.

And that's all I've got to say about that!

DGood said...

Ray J and Kim are a lie talking about they aren't selling this dvd. Damn shame that people have to go this route to gain some fame.

Anonymous said...

Only 16 days til this filth is out on the market. Tell everyone not to go buy this filth from kimksuperstar.com on Feb 28th... Wait to get the boot leg copy on the 29th