Many people don't know what caused the demise of MC Hammer's career. Here was a man that was on top of the world with the best selling rap album of all time in his 1990 release "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em". The album sold over 12 million copies and Mr. Hammer became filthy rich.
...but what caused his career to come crashing down?
Many believe it was his frivolous spending and flambouyant lifestyle, while others think the parachute pants did him in. Both are solid contributors to the demise of his career, but here is the real answer...
Pumps in a Bump. Yes...Pumps in a muthafu**in Bump. That's right.
You can't go from "Pray" to stuffing a banana in a leopard-print Speedo along with a pair of black Timberlands. He maybe could've pulled it off with wheat Timberlands, but black Tims and a Speedo isn't what's good. And just what the f*** is a "Pump in a Bump?" Is it a direct reference to the stuffed Speedos or is it an ass reference? I'm confused.
In any event, I apologize for subjecting you to the gyrations of an aging MC Hammer, but consider it a public service announcement: Speedos and black Timberlands will ruin your life. Don't let it happen to you.
Mo' Hate in '08.
3 comments:
you know he has a blog right...
either www.mchammer.blogspot.com
its actually interesting
Just so you know...I think it's ebonics for Pumps and a Bump. Bump referring to the woman's backside. So he only wants women with heels and a nice backside at his parties.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Man... I don't even wanna watch the video... I'm still scarred from watching it many years ago...
He made Pray, man... Pray
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